Bi-pa(R)tisan-shit by Trucker-Tugger

Trucker-Tugger has run off the road … He's run aground … He's havin one of them patriarchal, chickenhawk, 'I'm-suppose-to-get-my-own-way', 2 year old, tantrums fits … (By the way he thinks 'patriarch' is a good thing, cause it sounds like 'patriot') …

Well, you be the judge, and see IF, Trucker-Tugger's "free-speech-is-okay-as-long-as-it-doesn't-say-what-I-don't-wanta-hear-and-especially-don't-make-me-look-stupid", 'Patriotic missive defense', on 'Mono-pa(R)tisan-ship' democracy, misses its target … again … and is sorta like a phantom hit.

I know, I almost got diverted with the 'Mono-pa(R)tisan, 'Homo-pa(R)tisan', conceptual possibilities - Mono (only one way) = Homo (of one kind) - but then I couldn't 'Stay the Coarse' with critiquing Trucker-Tugger's article, http://snipurl.com/12m5g, about why (R)z-cannot-be-bi-partisan-because-the-(D)z-have-demonstrated-they-are-not-because-they-won-the-election-and-are-going-to-oppose-the-president-with-oversight-SOooo-they-are-to-B-L-A-M-E-for-(R)z-not-bein'-bi-partisan … because-we-can't-be-because-of the-(D)z.

Granted, I was tempted … But IF I did fall prey to temptation, 'Herez how I woulda dun it'.

I'd have gone into one of them 'Pull-Off' lanes, like Trucker-Tugger shoulda', so I wouldn'ta got stuck in an emotive swamp somewhere, spinnin' my tires without an even keel, talkin' about all them Anti-Gay, Gay Republican Homo Phobes fallin' outta any ol' closet any y'all seem to walk 'bi' … Hell they're cummin' out walls where y'all didn't even think a closet waz, these dayz, makin' us all pretty 'hagga(R)d' lookin' … But I didn't say that. I made a life style choice, instead.

Anywayz if y'all are like Trucker-Tugger and you don't use a 'Pull Off' Lane, or Heave Two or drop anchor or whatever and C-H-I-L-L before getting' all jizzed up about the fall of … wait for it … Homo-pa(R)tisanship demo(R)acy … then y'all might end up w(R)ittin' sumthin' like he did …

Tru-Tug: B-I-P-A-R-T-I-S-A-N-S-H-I-P! That' Sleepin' with the Enemy!

SG: See, already he's spinning his wheels in gator crap or his keel's awash in gumbo or he's jibin' with all 18 wheels as he's jivin' ...

Tru-Tug: P-e-l-o-s-i!

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SG: Now he's gone and dun it …

See, No back an' forth stuff. Just 'full speed ahead' …

R-r-r-r-R-R-R-R-r-r-r-R-R-R-R-r-r-r-r … "P-E-L-O-S-I".

See! He's all worked up ... She's like a 'liberal', and 'liberal' is 'Evil' … so that's 'Evil' personified idn it!? An' that thar is worser … an' thars proof … She a 'West Coast S-A-N F-R-A-N-S-I-C-I' liberal! How Un-Ame(R)ican American can you git!!!?

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Tru-Tug: Murtha is not the only crook that Pelosi has openly embraced ... [He's] the second most famous Un-Indicted Co-Conspiritor (sic-sic-sic) in History (The MOST famous was Richard Nixon) because of his entanglement in the ABSCAM Corruption and Bribery investigation … [Now there's] Alcee Hastings who was Impeached from the Federal Bench for accepting Bribes in 1992.

SG: See what Trucker-Tugger does NOT get is … by choosing the dirtiest liberals she can find, Pelosi IS trying to be bi-pa(R)tisan

Tru-Tug: There is no place for Moderates on either side. Not now. … [A] compromise with Wrong means accepting a degree of Wrong.

SG: Yes … And y'all know how brave, aging ChickenHawks 'is' when it cums to facing their enemy … their own fuck ups, I mean.

But to return to Trucker-Tugger's 'a(R)gument' about no place for Moderates on either side …

Tru-Tug: Murtha has been one of the most divisive figures in the History of American Politics. He is the poster boy for "Victory through Retreat" War strategy ... He has done everything he could think of to undermine the War effort, and continues to do so … Had he not turned State's Evidence, he would be in Prison … He [Hoyer] is far and away more desirable in that position than Murtha.

SG: As for Murtha being 'divisive' … y'all realize don't cha, he is a conservative (D), and wouldn't that make him a 'Ah am a uniter-not-a divider, divider', by definition?

But anywayz … weren't you just a-g-a-i-n-s-t moderation and desirability there Trucker-Tugger … Like y'all waz 'fir it before you waz agin it'?

Oooops!

Note to self: 'D-o , N-o-t , S-e-e-k , t-h-e , T-(R)-e-a-s-u-r-e'
… D-o N-o-t point out these 'lill' golden nuggets to 'brother' Trucker-Tugger, 'causin' y'all find 'thou art' banned …You know … the admit no w(R)ong thing … deny the evidence … (R)edact due to 'natu(R)al insecu(R)ity' …

Oh! And the Murtha'd be in prison 'ifn' he didn't get immunity for tellin' the truth … du you mean like A-B-R-A-H-A-M-O-F-F!?

Oooops! there I go again.

It's hard work havin' to play the 3-Monkey-Game-of-hide-the-t(R)uth so as y'all can talk to Trucker-Tugger

Anywayz … drop in and pay Trucker-Tugger a visit ifn y'all like coral-gumbo-swampwater-Gawd-gave-'US'-gunz-'n-shit-to-protect-'US'-from-our-enemies-other-wize-we-wouldn't-have-them-Soooo-that's-why-we-have-ta-kill-our-enemies ... err ... southern diss-cum-fort … Oh and he's got Kling-Ons 'two', so its even better

Be-four I go … Anti-Gay, Gay, Republican Homo Phobics …

Isn't that just the best oxym(R)on-mo(R)onicism ever!

Snerd